16 Signs that You’re a Diva

Story by Jen Hickman and Brianna Sellers

16.You thought of the song “Diva” by Beyonce

15. You have some form of an accent.

14. You’ve never appeared in public without make-up on your face.

13. The background picture on your phone is of yourself.

12. You wear heels to school when it’s not Dress for Success Day or Rosebuds.

11. You frequently arrive “fashionably” late.

10. You own a handheld mirror and carry it around.

9. You know exactly what everyone’s bra size is because you’ve checked.

8. You own a bump-it or tease your hair daily.

7. You secretly practice your runway walk.

6. You always look over to the person next to you and see if you’re ahead of her.

5. Your Smartphone is glued to your hand.

4. . You literally thought we meant your Smartphone was actually glued to your hand.

3. Your lips are smothered in lip-gloss or ChapStick right now.

2. You say “like” or “oh my gosh” more than 10 times a day.

1.If you were stranded on an island, you would only take your mascara so you know you look good.

If you got 0 right, then you are not diva-licious nor will ever be.

If you said yes to 5 or less, you are the go-with-the-flow-girl. You aren’t too self-absorbed, but you do care about your look. You are laid back and up for everything. Your friends think of you as the one to come to for advice and know they can come to you for help.

If you said yes to 6-10, you are trendy and flirty. You care about what everyone thinks of you, but not to the point where it’s annoying. You are less reliable and you talk about yourself a little too much. You have great friends who love to hang out with you and do not get tired of you too easily.

If you said yes to 11-15, you are a certified diva. You love to be the center of attention and you always want to look your best. You want to be better than everyone around you, and you tell that to yourself in your head. Your peers get annoyed with you frequently and cannot handle you more than one day. However, you can be semi-fun to be around.

If you said yes to all of them, you are Paris Hilton. You don’t have any true friends because you are self-centered enough to be okay with the fact that your miniature dog is your “bff.” You are gullible, ditsy and let people walk all over you. You think of yourself as superior to everyone, and you don’t even know what that ‘big’ word means.